`Erik,’ I cried, `show me your face without fear! I swear that you are the most unhappy and sublime of men; and, if ever again I shiver when I look at you, it will be because I am thinking of the splendor of your genius!’ Then Erik turned round, for he believed me, and I also had faith in myself. He fell at my feet, with words of love… with words of love in his dead mouth…and the music had ceased… He kissed the hem of my dress and did not see that I closed my eyes.
Oh my God, he just pulled a Leroux.
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
What Japanese students do in their free time.
now these all make sense
i’m so sorry
excuse me but hOW IS THAT A BONUS
#dead!Hiccup AU is in comic-form now. Odin help us all.
GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.
Toothless’ face when he realized what he’d done just about killed me. :<
I…. I couldn’t resist? I’m not sorry.
HOW COULD IT HAVE POSSIBLY GOTTEN WORSE I SWEAR THIS IS THE WORST POST IN ALL OF THE FANDOM AND THAT’S GOING TO INCLUDE EVERYTHING PAST OR SINCE EVERYONE GO TO YOUR ROOM
sketches of younger!tenzin?? im trying to kind of differentiate him from drawing aang….somehow…
also ive been thinking: aang probably never had to rly stress abt propagating the single existing airbender line bc he’d been dating katara since they were basically preteens but for poor tenzin puberty must’ve been literal hell LMAO….
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
Demon summons a human
Can you imagine, though, this happening to you?
You’re at the movies and about to pay for your popcorn when suddenly you’re not? And there’s a demon standing there and at first you’re terrified but then you realize the demon looks so scared and nervous and you feel this tiny little tug of sympathy.
So you try and joke around a little bit with him. “You know, you’re the third demon that’s done this to me today.”
He immediately looks terrified and possibly on the verge of tears. “Oh my God, I am so sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it. I can… I an send you back if you want?”
Of course that catches your attention. It’s not every day you meet a demon that summons people and then gets apologetic about it. “Hey, didn’t mean anything by it. I was making a joke.” You look around. “Nice place.”
That coaxes a smile out of him. “Thanks. I, uh… It’s a little messy. My coworkers decided to torture someone in here, but I, uh…” He starts running around and picking up the various bones and knifes that lay on the floor. “I can tidy up.”
You awkwardly wait around until the demon finishes up. “So, uh, why’d you call me here?”
At this, the demon does something surprising. He starts glowing, which, if you had to guess, was how demons blushed. “I, uh…” He hurries to finish cleaning up and starts dropping bones all over the place.
You can’t help but giggle as you start helping him clean up. Once all the slightly worrying objects are out of view, he turns back to you rubbing the back of his neck. “I get a little lonely sometimes and… Well… I just really wanted a friend that wasn’t into… you know… demon stuff…”
"Oh."You can’t say you’re not surprised. If you were honest, you suspected he called you here to buy your soul or something. "That’s… nice."
"Look, I get it, probably not your thing, being friends with a demon…" He shuffles his feet around and looks at the ground.
"Not something I can say I’ve done before," you giggle. "But it’s a bit of a bad time right now. I was about to go see a movie so…"
"Oh… Oh! Sorry about that…" he says, looking distinctly crestfallen. "I knew this was a bad idea… I’ll just… send you back then–"
"Hang on a second, there. I never said no. It was just bad timing. Happens to the best of us. But after, I’d love to hang out. What’s your name?"
He gives a small start of surprise. “Uh… Adam?”
You smile. “Well, Adam, I’m Y/N, and I would love to hang out after my movie.”
He gives an embarrassed smile. “Thanks… What movie?”
"No way! I love that movie! Have you seen it yet?"
You laugh. “Only like twelve times.”
"Well, can’t keep you away from lucky number thirteen!"
You laugh with him. “So, like around five?”
Adam grins. “Around five.”
That’s so sweet I’m gonna die
OF COURSE YOU NAMED HIM ADAM
So THAT’S what Adam’s been doing in the pit. I KNEW it.
look at the fuucking notes i’m dying
the amount of people who probably don’t know this is weeb shit omg
This is why i think Avatar should be R rated
If you wanted to take it a step further, you could argue that water benders could take out all the fluid from someones body, turning them into a mummified husk
and a highly skilled metal bender could control the iron in another person’s blood, kinda like what Magneto does in X-Men a lot
What a great time to be anaemic.
waterbenders surfing through the battlefield on a wave of blood.
"on a wave of blood"
but yes, let us continue with this gore fest!
Is there possibly a way that firebenders or airbenders could raise the body temperature of an individual to the point where your burning/melting from the inside out?
or what about earthbenders being able to break bones since bones are made up of various metals
of course along with non-metals but that’s beside the point?
god bless this fandom. we’re all growing up and turning into psychos
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.